Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:22am
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:20am

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:20am

missinglinc:

2brwngrls:

In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers. 

I’m so here for Snoop’s lowkey kind of cunt.
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 12:18am
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay. Wu Tang Clan (one of my favorite quotes ever) Monday Sep 9 @ 11:27pm
1dteenwolfaddict:

How to lose all your friends in one easy step

1dteenwolfaddict:

How to lose all your friends in one easy step

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:26pm
stanleyfromtheoffice:

Defend butts.

stanleyfromtheoffice:

Defend butts.

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:26pm

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:20pm

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:19pm

Mas Simpsons aqui

Mas Simpsons aqui

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:08pm

yass-god:

real acting

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:06pm
82,354 plays

Azealia Banks  - Chasing Time (Studio Version)

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:05pm
Monday Sep 9 @ 11:04pm

missjacksonifyounasty:

lilmissnayers:

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

😂

Undeserving European Savages

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:03pm
oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"

oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"

Monday Sep 9 @ 11:03pm
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